Randy Guy

Hello Blogville! It feels like ages since I last dropped a frog. Well as most of you "normal" people would imagine, the last frog brought a lot of negative energy from some readers who seem very passionate about this frog or in some instances who just harbour so much hatred towards me. Either way I am glad I wrote it and I don't apologise for anything...... I had a fantastic weekend and I'm in such high spirits today! Good way to start the week. I attended an engagement party on Saturday and I was thrown back at how lively the venue was. There probably was 4 girls to 1 guy but it didn't matter cos we all formed our dancing groups and made the most of the nite. As I said in a previous post, my frog days are well over but since a few friends have insisted we check the archives for tales, one of them decided to volunteer a tale.

Randy frog is probably what some will call the average frog. I guess with age one starts to clearly see the difference between a guy that genuinely wants you for more than just a shag as opposed to the one who just needs you for a moment in his life. A few years ago, I attended a birthday party of Mandy's older sister who is married with a few kids. Mandy herself was already engaged to be married so it meant it was just my 2 other friends and I that were single of all the girls that came to the party. I was going through my "ugly smile" phase which has become quite a trademark for me so thankfully it worked as no frog even came close to leap on me. My 2 other girlfriends were not so lucky as they find it hard to be unfriendly. They did their best not to hand over their numbers to any guys but there were these 2 frogs that were so persistent. The 2 frogs escorted us to my car. I did my best to sound more unfriendly so as to scare them away. Of cos u could see their reaction going "biatch, is it cos we are not chatting u up" why don't u just hush it. I decided to just wait in the car. When my friends got in they said Figurella we just did sumtin not too smart. We both handed our numbers to these guys but they are actually correct numbers. Kelly gave Christine's number to the guy that chatted her up and Christine gave Kelly's number in return to her own frog. Therefore each guy was with the other girls number teh girl they actually didn't speak to.

I thought this would be the end ooo, at least let me get home before frogs start calling. Nooo, the guys immediately dialled the numbers and started asking where we were heading to after birthday party? Kelly says we are going home, the guys are not having any of this and pull up in front of my car to try and convince me to take the girls to Zen bar. Ha ha ha, we were there the week before and as always promised ourselves not to return to that venue (beansss we always seemed to end up there but not this nite). They asked if they could follow us home so I explained to them that my parents were around and the girls were sleeping over so that won't be possible. As I was driving off, I realised the guys were still tailing us!!! How scary. So I decided to do a detour and finally lost them. We got home and started laughing about the events that had just occurred then Christine's phone rang. Her own frog had figured out her silliness of giving her number to the other frog to confuse them. Cos she is so nice, she apologised and before I could say jack, these two were in full charge chatting mode.

They both realised that they had some friends in common and family friends n all. Christine starts to get more comfortable with the dude. He had a good job and from the sound of things was progressing rather fast career wise. In short he started getting some high marks in the toasting department. Before long, they decided to go on a dinner date. He said he will get her at 7pm but didn't come till 10pm. He then had the guts to say they should head straight to his house lol lol lol, Christine of cos flips and is like dude I haven't eaten anything so we sure need to get to a restaurant. Cos it was rather late they ended up going to a restaurant where she last ate with her ex boify (Omen). Surprisingly dinner goes well and she gets over his initial razzness. Then he insists they head back to his to watch a movie. She goes reluctantly and then he put on Hitch, she hates the film and tells him but he insisted they see it cos he found it hilarious. She keeps yawning to signify dude it's time u drop me at home, instead he kept going lets go upstairs and sleep lol lol. She says that's ok when your movie is over you can drop me. Once the film was over, Christine heads straight to the door and Randy guy starts sulking, she ignores him until they get to his car. While they are driving, he starts playing BoyzIImen, Maxwell, Joe.....then the CD starts skipping lol lol (Second Omen). He still insist that they can turn back and head to his and she just keeps laughing cos never seen a guy this persistent.

They get to her door step and he storms his way in. He refuses to leave her house and began asking if he could sleep over at her place. Christine starts to get extremely agitated cos she is now more certain than before that this dude is totally randy and is out for just a desert lol lol which in this case is her. He finally gets tired and heads home. By 7am he is already calling her that he needs to see her badly. Guess she woke up on the good side of the bed cos girlfriend finally succumbs to his plea to come and cook for him. He picks her up at midday and they head to his. He invited a few guy friends over and she cooks for all of them. I called her up looking for somewhere to hang but she wasn't comfortable enuff to invite me to his so I told her to just be careful. As u can imagine dude still kept trying to get her into his bed. Finally he gets the message and drops her at home. Lets just say she never heard from him again. Guess he woke up and realised that his Randy Razzness wasn't gonna get him home with her that nite lol. Though the first week was odd for her cos she had gotten use to his phone calls n all, by the 2nd week she was just thankful she caught him out on time as to what his sleazy game plan was.

Hmmmm let me be real, Christine was hurt for a while cos she really thought they were building towards a relationship. She tried calling him a few times and he gave very abrupt responses like "look can I call u back? I'm in the middle of sumtin" ..... I pleaded with her to just hold on to pride. Like I said earlier he was ticking all the right boxes for her and she couldn't place her finger as to why he will only want to get down with her and not want anything more than that. The reason became clear months later..........

Christine found out that he had a live in girlfriend!!!! who was out of town for a bit and that's why he kept looking for a girl who could cook and give him bedroom deserts whilst his babe was away. She finally got to meet him and his girlfriend at Cafe Royale and he of cos blanked her (standardddd) and she just thanked God for her lucky escape.

It's a Frogs World....................