Hi friends, new friends, new enemies (cos I sure know by now some men want my head hehehe), hope you all had a good enough weekend. I was at 2 birthday parties on Saturday, the second party had mature looking Naija guyz and I kept saying to myself where have these ones been hiding. Then I looked closer and realised they were not really my type at all. Some had earrings on (didn't know that was still in fashion), others had awful shoes! I have a habit, if a guy looks a bit cute, I tend to look at his shoes immediately. I feel shoes say a lot about guys in general. That's how one of my fellow brothers was wearing what seemed to me a security guards shoes (very bulky under soles with lace-up fronts in black). I recognised those shoes cos that's part of the uniform for the workers at my office building. O well he probably didn't have time to get home after his shift and make an effort to look smart...............
Ok let me dive into today's guy. I don't know if I have mentioned that I am writing about these men in no particular order...... Well I met Church guy at a friend's 25th birthday party. The set up was more of a club type place so enuff boozing and dancing. He came up to me and was polite enuff to get me a drink (unlike other guys that will be drinking in front of u watching your throat get dry from having to speak back to their cheapness hissss). It was a good start, he mentioned he had spotted me in Church a few times and apparently knew my sista (I was like nice one at least I can get his scope from her). Good looking brother ooo, so of cos I was friendlier than usual :-)) I told him I wasn't even meant to attend the party cos I had volunteered to sing for 6 weeks in Church with other Choir members for 3 services per Sunday. He sha said he will come and hear me out in one of the services. At this time I didn't realise how much of an active member of the Church he was.
As promised he showed up for one of the services so I met him after the service to hear his feed back. He was pleasantly surprised at how well we sang with such little practise. That's when he mentioned to me that he organises the evening service so maybe we could catch a movie afterwards. We did and we both enjoyed it. I remember going to bed that nite thanking God for letting me meet what at the time seemed a genuine Church guy that spoke with so much respect n all. In the next few weeks after this, I had already grown fond of him and I was always anticipating his calls and trying to arrange us meeting for one thing or another. On one of our outings, he mentioned a "girl who is a friend" will be joining us for drinks and possibly another male friend. I didn't think much of it until we finally saw her. They both seemed very flirty, and jittery (in my head I'm like na wa for this "girl who is a friend") but I kept thinking well Church guy acts like he is so deep into the Church so maybe she fancies him but nothing had become of them. Anyway the other male friend came and we all decided to head to a bar that had some dancing space.
I started bursting moves trying to get him to keep up cos he was doing Church moves. In under 30 mins dude let himself go and u could so tell he use to rave a lot back in his days (he is 30-ish in age). In fact he started displaying very current moves so I started to wonder how come he was still so in touch with the times? O well u are allowed to be young at heart so no biggie. His "girl who is a friend" kept looking at us at every given moment but I didn't like the look, her eyes seemed very worrisome and sad though her face had a permanent fake smile going on. When the nite was over she wanted to make sure he wasn't going back to my crib so he assured her he was heading home afterwards ( and home is where he ended up :-)). By the next Friday, dude was telling me that he and this "girl who is a friend" were heading to the movies. I was like look I aint no fool this babe obviously likes u, he was there telling me how she is the one paying for everything (hmmmm) she just needs company, okk Church guy. He didn't get home till 2 am or so and I only knew this cos he told me so. The movie supposedly started at 8pm so guess they really enjoyed each other's company till that late. I didn't question him cos it's not like he was my man but of cos I was fond of him so it made me uncomfortable.
Moment of Truth!!!! :--- I got to his house at 9am on the Saturday. For those that know me, that is way too early to be awake on a work free day! Of cos it was the irritation of me knowing he was hanging with another girl the nite before that dragged me there. Guess I wanted to surprise him in case she stayed over lol lol. Well she didn't and he ushered me to his living room where he had been online and was about to log out. I prompted him not to shut down cos I wanted to check my mails as well. Unfortunately for this dude, he thot he had logged out but when it came to my turn, the computer said "Log in as another user or continue as you?" Sneaky me of cos I chose to continue as "you" (You being him). Mennnnnn I was weakkkk at what I saw. My Church guy was a very organised guy when it came to women. Do you know this dude had a folder in his inbox for each woman he was chatting up!!! As in labelled with all our names!!! As in..... in order to avoid confusion of who he is telling what lies to he had to create folders. Lord help me my body froze! He was taking a shower so I knew I had enuff time to read through his inbox..........my tummy kept turning up and down, u know that sick feeling u get if u feel betrayed. Ahn ahn he had minimum 5 folders and within each he was even chatting to some other babes all over the world. Same lyrics of how he is a Church guy but emails always turned into more sexual tones. Although one folder stood out, u could tell this particular lady is the girl he was or is to marry, and he kept reassuring her that he will soon be back in Naija cos that's obviously where her base is.
At this point I'm thinking should I just leave without giving him a reason or just act a fool? I chose to act a fool and so I logged out and waited patiently for him to get dressed. We even hung out the whole of that day but I can assure u it was very uncomfortable for him. Everything he said or did I had a sly remark to make, one minute I will smile next I would curse out men in general. He kept asking where all the negativity was coming from. I then asked him point blank look we have been chatting and knowing each other for 2 months now, where is this heading? He then gave me the classic response "I am not in a position to be in a relationship with any babe now". I asked why? "He said he had too much going on in his life (u got that right! U bloody cow.......) and he doesn't want to disappoint any babe by not being able to invest enuff time in the relationship (LOLLLLLL invest time, imagine the nerve! Of cos u don't have time cos u sharing it with 5 or more girls!!!).
Till right now this guy had no idea I read those emails so if by fluke he stumbles on this blog, perhaps it will answer his questions as to why my attitude towards him changed forever!!!! I just deleted his numbers sharp sharp. This is someone peeps respect a lot in my Church but then again my Church is notorious for useless men. May God bring peace to their confused souls, Amen.
76 comments:
My goodness girl!! You seem to have a talent for smelling a frog fast. Seriously tho church is not the place to meet a man. Useless men go there to meet a 'good' girl after messing up every other girl royally and messed up girls go there for redemption and to husband shop. So for anyone 'church' shopping, please just be careful and dont let these pple be the church example you look to.
geeze!!!!
such immature behaviour at the age of 30? O ma se oooo!!! folders ke? did u catch any folders for business plans in the bro's computer cos surely if u spending so much time chasing that many chics, when will u have time to make money????
Priorities def mixed up! poor girl that ends up with him!
Unbiased lol lol well said!!! re: useless men going to look for a good girl and likewise women lol lol. My sista let me thank God for revelations cos there was no reason for me to be able to so easily catch him out at such an early stage.
Empathetic I just didn't want to be harsh and start writing about how his life depended on good old credit card! There sure wasn't any business folder but hey that might have been under another email adress :-))
Stranger things have happened
Anonymous 13:52, I of all people should know stranger things have happened :-)) But I'll leave the best of the worst tales to a later date or maybe never at all........
Ouch.. I will make sure **Church Dude** drops by to have a read. Lol
OMG, this has jst got to be the height of them all... or am i speaking too soon? Dang!!!
Folders? lol thats some serious stuvvs, mehn.
Anonymous 17:20 lol lol u got jokes! Plsss spread the frog tales far and beyond of cos Church Guy is welcome to get some reality check :-))
Mari there sure is more to come.......
Mehn...that is totally messed up! Folders ke!!! nawa for all these dodgy people...really, all these people masquerading in the church...unbiased's analysis is quite true, even though im sure there are a couple of good ones there, but filtering the real from the fake will require the Holy Spirit!
Anonymous lol lol till this minute I was beginning to think u sure are way more bored than I am. First of all if u took time out to read carefully, I have stated it several times that my Blog entries are written in no particular order.
The frogs I write about are guys I have dated over many years now. Not that this is any of your business. Although, I was going to dedicate a session to the good guys later but I felt it was best to finish off with the useless ones.
I have a Prince Tale at the end of all this and I'm glad his sense of humour is as good as mine :-))
Seeing as you are Anonymous, it says a lot about u so I won't sweat it cos as u can see the Real people out there actually have an identity and that is very important in life.
Like I said to u b4, plsssss call up all the brothers out there to come and read about their stories. As for whether I was brapping with these guys, pls be my guest and inquire from them. This way they have a say in the story abi?
Haba! People, calm down. I'm sure she didnt go on all these dates in one month. 'Set' babes tend to get asked out a lot and there's nothing wrong with checking guys out.
She's allowed to like guys early and have the scales drop later. Afterall, dating is always sweetest at the beginning. She didnt get so deeply in love and marry any of them prematurely or anything. Cut her some slack.
I know enough babes that have dated endlessly like this, and it's not just because they like dating. They havent met the right person yet.
Figurella, that doesnt mean you shouldnt check yourself though. I sense a lot of pride coming through in your entries. Quote: Some had earrings on (didn't know that was still in fashion), others had awful shoes!: End Quote
anonymous(s)(as the case maybe), really could you try to be a bit more mature??? ur attention seeking from the start of this blogsite has been really silly...
I am sure u have ur "not so great" experiences as well (jus as we all do), don't sweat a sister for finding humour/courage in sharing things that were not necessarily so funny at the time.
If u wish to give advice then do it in a mature and Christian way(religious if u arent Christian) and dont come on here trying to look for trouble. If u need that much attention, be brave enuff to start ur own blog and do ur thg, there no-one can damn you.
Grow up!!!!!
Ok let me set things straight. If you want to leave a comment it is your prerogative but I sure never asked for advise on how to run my life???
Pride? LOL LOL If by me saying I am not into guys with earrings nor did I know it was still in fashion is reflecting pride then I apologise. As for shoes, helll no I will not be apologising.
I know who I am and what I expect from life and by Gods grace I sure will not be settling for less. I cut guys off easily cos I
am obviously not in love with them.
Hmmmm just realised this Church guy tale seems to be the one that has heated up some peeps blood... so e pele if he is a close friend or family member but I really don't give a ..........
PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE.
It comes before a fall.
I did not intend to offend. Nobody is perfect and oftentimes, it's easier for other people to see your flaws, than it is for you to see them yourself. Learn to take constructive criticism.
Signed,
Anonymous 09:39
PS: I dont know church guy. Just my 2 cents.
anonymous at 9.39 & 10.10 (lol), figurella did apologise if it was pride she was displaying....
to offer an apology is not a sign of pride now, is it????
I definitely would not take a guy with an earring or plaits seriously, not at this stage of my own life now sha!
Anonymous lol lol seeing as there have been so many entries from undentifiable subjects, it is hard to keep track of who is writing what.
PRIDE is the last thing that resides in my life. Church guy, and the likes of him will never argue with that point. I wish I even had pride cos that would have made my seeding out the cheap useless ones easier.
I don't know where u learnt your version of constructive criticism??? So give yourself a break. I took offence so if it wasn't your intention it's all good cos I am on thin ice right now especially as I know I had to water down these stories........
P.S. I really wish u knew Church guy and whoever else so that u could give me free PR by getting it out to them.
Whoa.... gotta say these blog posts and corresponding comments are too damn entertaining... kudos figurella.... But that said.
Take things as they come i.e. leave the negative and positive comments. Everyone's different and has own views, your blog reflects that and perhaps you should let comments posted reflect that too.. negative or otherwise. What say you?
OK... I'm the anon that enquired about whether any brappage had taken place and i was only asking cos i was curious...lol.. no seriously, i was.
Cant even say i know any one of these guys as i would have loved to give you the free PR cos its a funny blog, certainly makes being at work that little bit bearable.
But on the reals.. did brap of them any you?????????????
and yeah, talking about being real and revealing identity... errmmm.. Why dont u write this blog in your real name so we know exactly who u r?? abi.. in the spirit of being real
In the words of Bobby V and following on from the anon above:
"I wanna know, I wanna know your name"
LMAO!!!! Oh my oh my, folders on a computer!! That is classiccc. I give props to your Frog Radar babe.
Or:
Is your name Mary Anne(Mary Anne)
or Kathie-Lee(Or Kathie-Lee)
Wanna hold my hand?(Wanna hold my hand)
come get with me (Come Get with me)
Which dime wanna ride(Which dime wanna ride)
everything on me (everything on me)
girl you aint gotta lie (girl you aint gotta lie)
Tell me what's it gone be (Tell me what's it gone be)
Sorry people, i just couldn't help it, lollll.... When are we getting a series??
Ok Anon/s, I will leave future comments if the negative is not asking if I brapped them (whatever the heck language that is) and not being silly saying I shld opt out of game. In first place the frog tales were not meant to be games.
I decided to start sharing cos I realised that all around me peeps had very disheartening stories and so many do not have the strength I have to cope with things worse than my tales.......Therefore I am trying to get women to start laughing at whatever life trhows at them. U cannot test the power of homour. I have lost very very dare friends (meaning suicide) bcos they never knew they had a shoulder to cry on so pls when I write remember that many others are not so courageous.
But I do not need anyone telling me how to run "the game". If u still feel like leaving negative comments targetted at me pls go right ahead but I might not be so "constructive" in my response.
Cough Cough.
Words Just reached me seconds ago that *Church Dude* is getting married..in weeks.... Guess he wont have time to check out your blog. Oya.. next frog pls....
Oh my days.... u just had to use the sob story, didnt you??
And c'mon, u r a social butterfly arent you? dont kid urself you dont know what brap/brapping/brappage means... everyone knows the verb 'to brap'.
Ok ok.. To educate you.
brap/brapping/brappage means to do the deed/make love/shag/have sex.
Comprendez
Or to do it like they do on the discovery channel.
lol.. to be a bit more technical, we advanced users of the verb 'to brap' can acually use it in my conotations (sp?)
it has been known to crop up while playing a world recognised football game. i.e as in ...i brapped the guy sharp.
Look at this u get a free urban dictionary with your blog as well
Anonymous, let me first start by apologising for removing your initial comments. Now that everything is becoming crystal clear to me I so welcome this Devil's advocate role u are playing.
I am way more than a social butterfly. Pity I no longer hold that title but then again maybe not cos it will mean I am not progressing. Seeing as Church guy is getting married I hope he will be making use of the Church for the event? My greetings to him Anon! Tell the bride to keep her head up and that she won't face any more or less challenges than the average married wife ayt.....
As for using sob story, I pray u will never have such painful stories of loosing loved ones and if for any reason u do, I hope u will remember that Joy comes in the morning. Funny enuff if I wasn't in a happy place in life I won't have been able to start this blog.
I thank God for u Anonymous cos now I feel comforted in knowing that my Light hearted read is entertaining u and others this much :-))
Ok: We have heard you now.. Next frog pls..Or did you run out so soon??
Anon, looks like all the time I have spent responding to you is the only valuable time I could have had to get today's frog tale ready.
Ok ma worri I'll get sumtin out soon. At this rate probably tomorrow. Pele ooo.
figurella and other anon, is there something that you two wanna share?
Yes : I have full beef for her.. she semi; snatched my man.. not fully oo but almost. I caught her and put the fear of God in her.. LOL.. Calm down.. Jokes...
Ah..hold the back pages!!!
The anons on here are different peeps o.. I am the anon of the brapping lineage who made comments about sob story and social butterfly, theres another anon who disclosed about the guy getting married..hilarious by the way and probably one other.
Just to let you know, i shall be signing off my comments with brap to differentiate.
and yeah... i dont think figurella has had the pleasure of being organised by moi, My own game doesn't involved feeding chicks on the first or second date...lol
BRAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
All these anons everywhere, can you ppl put your names to ur comments?????? abi are u afraid??its getting confusing knowing which one is which abeg...
Figurella, as always, entertaining as hell!!!!! This Church guy story is too mad!! Folders ke??? anyway, we have all known for a while that church is the very last place someone can try to meet someone. A strip club is even a better option these days...at least then u know what u are dealing with...not some animal hiding behind a church. May God help us all o
Eunice. Which stripclub do you frequent pls. So I can position my self within your radar..Wink Wink.
LMAO....SERIOUSLY!!!...this is a new anon oh!!!!...before you crucify me!!
Loving the stories!!!!!
Although i know church guy, and he is a generally organised person.....anal even!!...so the whole folder business is not a big deal really!!!...Sorry that he was not upfront!!...But as ladies we tend to mistake someone being nice for blocking us!
I dont know why we do that!!....We assume that if a guy buys us a drink he is interested in us!!...and he may just be a NICE GENEROUS GUY!!.....
it really baffles me!!......But as a rule of thumb, we shud never assume a guy is into us unless he comes right out and says it...!!! Keep them coming!!...Looking forward to the positive stories!!...cus really Men are not that bad!!
Enuff talk about guys at church!!....Nothing wrong with living a "normal" life and goin to church!....i mean really check yourselves too!!...Some of us are not the orthodox christian, yet we go to God and ask him to forgive our sins!!...If you truly are a believer then surely you shud know that God accepts us all!!....So Kudos to guys at church!! cus it means they acknowledge their short coming and are repentant!!...What they do after that.....well its really not up to us to judge!!.....
Holla!!!....Tiger
lol..lol..
anon 16.34 aka Tiger!!!
big up urslef!!
why do babes do that??
mo ni iyawo ni le ma get it twisted!!
in the words of our very own D'bang!!!
lol..
lol..
wow, anonymous tiger- i quote 'men are not THAT bad'. Seeing as i know 'church guy' too- i dare to say that it is a big deal that he had folders with 5 girls and 5 different stories while leading others on ESPECIALLY because he is a highly judgemental person himself and highly critical of others who do not even 'claim' to be as 'holy and close to God' as he does... trust me- I should know.. so i find it a bit irritating that you apologised on his behalf... its people like you that encourage bad behaviour and make guys think they can walk all over women...
Your post still has me in fits and bursts cos it just sounds like u wrote it without thinking or reading the story properly or assessing the situation and its a shame esp as you know the 'guy'i n question...
Figurella- keep it coming babes..
Foxy
And to answer your question!!...How many frogs need to be kissed!!?? As little as possible!!....Some of us just dont see the signs in front of us!!!
And we idealise, and idolise and fall for the wrong men!!...Be wise, be cautious!!!..We are the ones that make things difficult for ourselves!!....Tiger!!
He-hey! Now I really want to know who this church guy is!
anon 16:34, are you sure you are a girl? First of all, this is not a case of a guy just trying to be nice and a gal thinking he is hitting on her, read the post carefully, secondly, his having folders labelled with different girls' name is now some sort of great organizational skill? give me a break please...and you know what, these are the 'Froggy Tales" you are not going to get any damn princes on this page...if you want to read about princes and fairy tales buy some romance novels!
thanks Eniola- enuf said- read my post too... anon tiger is probably one of those women who would blame themselves if their husband /partner was physically abusive to them... c'est la vie
Foxy
Completely agree with you Foxy...am sure Anon 16:34 is probably his unlucky wife or one of the folder babes hence the gazillion excuses on his behalf!!
Stop making excuses for him jare and face that for him to have 5 folders and such, he is a big time manipulator...
women sef...we would continue to make excuses for this sort of crass behaviour in the name of " I must to marry"....tufiakwa..(sp??)lol
Foxy,
r u single and bitter?
a fan!!
Foxy, foxy, Foxy!!!!!!!!.....How dare you say someone is judgemental and be judgemental in the process!!.....Jeeeessseeee!!!
Women are rediculously BLIND!!!....I say this as i am a woman myself!!.... i too have fallen into the trap of "bad men" so to speak. But sometimes its better to stop and asses yourself!! before you star pointing fingers and blaming them for everything!!!
Before you go into things Pray!! that the best comes out of it and if it doesnt!!...BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!
Dont get me wrong, i adore these stories, they are so interesting!!!....hilarious even!
But you seem to know a whole lot about the folders.....that was someones personal inbox!!....to mee it seems like figurella went creating a problem by poking her nose into something that had nothing to do with her!!
I dare say we all aas human beings have thoughts and do things that we wud rather not share, hence a diary, etc etc cus if everyone knew what was goin on in all our heads we will be killing each other at every opportunity!!!
Dont make it out like WE girls dont keep our options open and have a list of guys that we use and abuse as we please!!!..
So before you come with your double standards....have a look around you!!
Hypocrisy!!!
I dont want you to think im making excuses or apologising on his behalf!!!...HELL NO!!!....not my problem!!....BUT i also think that if she is goin to put stories about people whom a lot of us know, as we obviuosly know her then she shud be ready to take the heat and venom that they spill!!!
After all i can think of a number of people who have stories to say about her......
Hey....im not trying to stir anything up!!...please!!!
I enjoy the blog!!
Keep it up!!
and foxy......Shat it!!!
lol...lol
Tiger...
u r the hardest!!
TO anon at 17.04: from the sounds of things, dude aint got duch to spend (not surprising with the number of babes he nds to be chasing to mk himself feel like a man....shiiioooo)
abi, it was one cinema date (£20 max inc popcorn/drink)!! Cheap dude!!! at least if u gonna play, do it with style I say!!!
Need i say more!!!....Money hungry women!!
Dont be shallow young lady!!
Be more enlightened!!!
I am just Guessing anon 17.27 is Tiger!!
cos u took the words right out of my mouth!!
Yeah.. i have missed out.. damn u work!!
so hold up.. some peeps know this chick figurella.. does she have a fantastic figure?? see what did there, gosh i amuse myself.
anon 17.13 you got it spot on, why go and look for trouble by looking at the guys inbox..... nosey. what i fond amusing is that, whats to say that church guy wouldnt have actually fashied all those girls for u if u had actually not checked his box. I mean, i had a friend who was an under-g player as well, and when he was trying to organise his babe( who is not wife actually) he had a couple of other babes going, but home boy eventually wisened up and let everyone else go.. why, he had found the one. Imagine if she had gone all nosey in the early days and seen 'folders in his inbox' thats how both will have missed out.
You know what suddenly occured to me... that maybe guys are actually chirpsing figurella because other guys had yarned that she likes to go to dinner and after that, it wont be tooo hard.. wink! wink!
its not difficult to imagine especially as we all know that guys TALK way too much in this jand.
Anyhoo figurella, pls keep the posts coming otherwise my days at work will go back to being extremely boring... i 'll get it over it sha, if u decide not to publish anymore..loll
And i still demand an answer to my question
BRaaaaaap
guess who anonymous is tending to be right now- church guy himself or someone with the same sorta mind.... LOL
anon tiger sounds retarded though. male or female.. doesnt matter- just retarded..
can u pls get the point am trying to mk????
am saying that ur comment abt him spendin duch on her is not valid!!!!
I refuse to get involved in baby brawls so dats all am saying!!!!!!
on the contrary, i am in a very loving relationship with a truly special man and have had the good luck (touch wood) of never being played however, i've got friends and family who have and its a bit irritating that a fellow woman is talking so much crap..jus tmakes you wonder but hey, like i previously said- enuf said- aint my problem
:-)
f*xy
xx
lol..
Foxy never say never baby!!
Trust me!!
now this is just advice!!
open ur eyes!!
Drowning in a sea of fellow anon's.
Funny thing is that there are girls out there that play guys like pro's (can some one start up a blog on that?)
Peeps need to calm down n just take the blog for what it is.... light hearted some what funny rant against we men.
Hit us with the next frog tale ...figurella.
Anon: 12:18, 13:02, 13:06, 13:37 & 15:05.
I just went through this long list of finger pointing and I was dazed.
First of all the 2 anons, you guys must be pretty stupid to think that you can pass off as babes.The vehement lines gave you guys away big time. Unless you're trans-sexual.
The church guy is clearly a FROG!!! if you don't think he is, have your sisters, cousins or any other females in your family date his type and I dare you to be a hypocrite and blow your top.
If there's nothing wrong with him, then may your sisters, cousins and females in your families date and even marry someone like him. I 'believe' you will be happy for them
I rest my case
abeg who is this sparky.. who said i was claiming to be a chick..
Fade abeg..nonsense and ingredients
Braaap
hahaha yep i heard abt the church guy and his tactics
what a shame
plus the person who keeps commenting on ur blog u shd quickly install counterpayout so u can be gaining money anytime u get hits i.e. when ppl come back to write
hateration can be beneficial - that is my advice for u
besides that keep ya head up u n anon shd kiss n make up
meanwhile out of all ur posts the post titled "Church Guy" has the most comments.
What does this tell us about today's generation - young ladies and lads?
Errrrmmmmm.... Do u want to enlighten us Mona??
Braaaaap
lol at sparky re: trans-sexual...lollll
Anon, chicks don't talk like that unless you're a LESBIAN! no point in asking which role you play in the relationship
Anonymous 1, i should say i sense a streak of jealousy. Perhaps you are to ugly and you haven't had many frogs come up to you in your life, perhaps that is why you chose to remain anonymous. Why would you sit and condemn a blog which is non of your business. It is put up for purely entertainment purposes and even if it happened to someone is non of your business. I can rightly sense you are a naija girl cause a 'handful' of them have this bad behaviour of sticking their arses where it is not wanted. DO US A FAVOUR ANONYMOUS AND GET A LIFE!!!We really could not be bothered if you left a comment and if it seems to offend you so much,THEN TURN AWAY AND DO NOT READ. From ANONYMOUS 2
Anon 10:43.....do you think its fair to put peoples business on a blog!!....??? Would you like it if someone did it to you!!??? I doubt it!!....People make mistakes!!...not sayin that church guy did, but why shud you put peoples business on here!!...If i were these unfortunate men....i wud be looking to beat the figure out of this loud mouthed young lady!!....she no even get figure sef......hissssssssss
hehehe...i love it!!
EM to anon at 11.09 who is obviously the "church guy" in question, till date, me I dont even know who u are so why draw more attention to urself, now am more than curious to now know who u are and am going to make sure I find out!!!
not only are u a woman-beater (as u have gladly told us all!!! pls to the peeps that know this dude, be sure to point this out to his unfortunate wife-to-be, abi he is marrying soon!!!), u are also a hater!! figurella was not given that name for no reason!!!
U have a wedding to plan so spend ur time wisely (bt then again afta ur wife to be has read the blog, she may have second thots)!!!!
Anon 1,
If someone raped your babe and he was caught, will you want his face shown on TV? or better still if your babe was caught under your best friend won't you post it anywhere you can so you can tell other fellas how this 'two faced whoring bitch' slept with your best friend (At least PSquare did it in their music and you bop your head and mouth off the lyrics when you can) so what the heck are you talking about? It's figurella's business as well and if she decides to talk about it then why the hell are you getting all itchy about it. The world will be a better place without hypocrites!!!
Hold on... is this still going on.
Really this class is dismissed. Oya all of you, flipping allow it.
Figurella with the fantastic figure, i did some digging... found out who you are.. he he he . Anyhoo, can you pls put a post up quickly , me thinks that the only way this class can be truly dismissed
R u people still continuing with this this morning? Please, this banter is so yesterday!
Anon 11:09, I dont recall seeing any names mentioned on Figurella's blog so I dont understand your complaints. Nonetheless, we're bored with this back and forth so there's no need for you to respond or explain your issues to me.
Empathetic, please stop responding to these comments so that this thread can die down and Figurella can hit us with the next one.
Figurella, jo come correct with the next tale soon. Dont let them scare you off with all this. Controversy is more entertaining than all those nice-nice comments people had been leaving on the previous posts anyway!
Everybody, please busy urselves with ur various jobs while we wait for the next frog tale.
Thanks for your attention :o)
Gad dem it!!! lol, these comments are ridiculously funny... That said, Anon 11:09 (whether ur church guy or his pal) you clearly made the situation worse cos now peeps all wanna know who this Church Guy is..
Anon: 12:18, 13:02, 13:06, 13:37, 15:05 & 18:06
figurelllaaaa.... next frog tale pls!!! enough of this sad church guy. the guy clearly needs deliverance....
Empathetic....you no get sense!!!...Mugu!
i am a woman...not church guy!!...this thing is so funny!! Cus i wud love to see your own dirty laundry aired so you can tell me how you like them apples....I dont know why people have to have opinions!!..face your front....mind your own bloody business!!....oh and f you didnt already know...this is Tiger!!
But im done with all you people!!...Just a bunch of Jokers!!.....LMAO!!...goin to read the new frog tale!!...i better not know this one! hahaha
Figurella please enable comment moderation so that you can filter out comments you dont want on your blog.
All this drama over that post...highly unnecessary. Its not even that deep.
1st of church guy is a stalker and cheapskate which money did she chop from him b4 dissin (hisses)
anon that has been defendin loser all aloong seems lk a girl who has suffered from guys for 4 years and has a guy now (the type that she is going to die there wit) so she can come on stage brave and mouth about like oprah shio
i think kurious is someone i know! hehe
writing style - nothing like it :o)
muah to you too xxx
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