Plane Guy

Before I dive into today's frog, I would like to say thanks to u all for making me feel welcomed to Blogville as a number of u call it. I am aware some of u are burnt out with the whole blogging thingy whilst others are off and on but mainly on. Either way that is life I guess, one day can never be the same as the last or the next no matter how similar certain situations might appear so we keep on moving to bigger things I hope.

So I was on my way back to jand from what seemed to me a xmas holiday packed with wedding carnivals!!! (this xmas will be the same). In fact for the last five days of my trip I was down with Malaria!!! Lord knows that illness can kill especially if you haven't had it in a decade. My momsie saw me off to the airport as she always diligently does :-)) and of cos I was bound to meet a few friends on this flight back. One of them happened to be a girl who was a year my junior in high school. She was sitting with a guy who came across as "Not too bad looking" (I generally find Naija boyz not that good looking but hey who cares about looks abi). She introduced us and mentioned that this dude was her long term boyfriend's main guyyyy. I was like okkkk........babe proceeded in trying to market this guy so I got the hint that he put her up to it.

Anyway as I was feeling really weak from the subsiding malaria so I just sat there listening to him rant and rave about how long he had lived in jand, and how he was convinced he will meet a babe on this trip to Naija. Apparently he did not meet any girl suiting to his taste up until he set his eyes on me (LOL LOL lyricssss). I was so upset that I didn't have the strength to laugh at him. Anyway he threw in a few jokes here n there and eventually when I wasn't responding he sha left me alone to carry on doing "sumtin on his laptop" (at the time he told me it was schl work and I chopped but I was soon to find out it probably wasn't).............Flight took off and we got to jand early hours of the morning.

Plane guy offered to pay for my cab and so did another dude who sat right next to me on the flight and thot I was sooo "pleasant to talk to". I said No to the Plane dude but allowed the other passenger to pay for the cab lol lol. Anyhoo I got home in one piece and I then realised that I gave my number to plane dude cos I was thinking into the future of how boring it is when u first get back to jand from xmas at home. He immediately made use of the number and started the constant pleading of let him take me out for dinner, lunch or breakfast. Yes ooo he asked in that order. Grubbie-do like me I agreed to dinner 3 days after the first call. Throughout the meal, dude kept getting phone calls on 3 different phones. Emmmm I think alarm bells didn't go off cos it has become legendary abi customary for jand peeps to have 3 phones. I started teasing him whether he was running a call centre, he sha laughed and finally switched them off.

5 days later dude was talking about us going to Brighton with some of his mates from London as they have friends down there who know how to party. I was more than up for it cos I don't say no to fun especially as I had never been to this Brighton. We had planned I will meet him at his crib Friday after work. I got there at 7pm and as my Plane guy ushered me into his hse I was just alarmed!!! Okkkk Room Number 1 had a very biggg Sony Plasma screen TV (I don't know how many inches but huge), Room 2, same thing, Living Room a Bang and Olufsen TV set, Speakers and the Phone set ( For those that know that brand it isn't for the small boyz). Ooo then his jand sized kitchen (interpretation cubicle lol) also featured another TV but thankfully a laptop size screen. I sha sat down jejely to take in the luxurious looking items in his hse.

Understandably I decided to ask him what he told me he does for a living again? I remember him saying he was a Masters student at Greenwich Uni with an I.T. part time job so I was curious how a student could afford it all. He was even telling me he owned another property a street across from his. So I insinuated that ooo daddy's money abi, he just eyed me like does he look like juvi to me. I said sorry sir. Oooo but the crunch is here, my dear Plane guy told me he is studying I.T. for his Masters I tried to ask what aspect of I.T. he is focusing on he said he is just doing everything (no mention of programing, or financial modelling, etc). I say okkkk.

I then decided to change the topic cos he was looking at me like I am nosy. I asked "Have u viewed my Kodak Album pictures?" He was like a haa, can I come and show him how to open the album LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL God help me the laughter that came out was soo unplanned. I said Plane guy, r u telling me u don't know how to access this site? He said No that when he went into his inbox he just saw one picture (front cover oo) and he was wondering why I sent him just one pic. Chineke! I was like can't u read? It says click to view bla bla? My guy wasn't having any of this ooo, he was like plsss I shld just watch my mouth that why am I being rude? Ahhh I quickly apologised. He sha slammed the laptop down and was like ooo in fact he forgot to tell me, his friends just called to cancel on him so we won't be going to Brighton to club anymore. I looked at him in shock! Assss innnn just cos I laugh at the fact u can't open a Photo album online and u claim to be an "I.T." student??? Hisssss ooo forgot to mention that for the 1 hour I was in his hse his 3 phones were still ringing non-stop. That's when it clicked to me! This more than likely was an "odu boy"!!! I easily go into panic mode but I needed to get out of that hse quickly. So I just took my bow and told him guess we can organise the trip for another time (yeah right!). He was like sure good-bye! barely ushering me out of his flat.

I never heard from him again and I just concluded that the dude must have figured out that I am not the silent type at alll especially if things don't add up around me I shall question it ooo. I always thank God for my upbringing cos I sometimes sympathise with girls who let themselves be fooled by 419 boys or whatever nonsense name they call themselves these dayss..... of cos "yahoo yahoo boyz". Ok I confess that I thot the dude was rather cute and I kept thinking I didn't meet anyone correct during xmas but who knows this Plane dude might be the hit I was looking for lol lol ennn hell No!.......................